May 2012
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May 26th
i just wanna listen to good music with good friends and stay up until i can’t keep my eyes open anymore
May 26th
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my voice is going and it keeps cracking and i’m playing call of duty with my brother and his friends online and i feel like i’m a middle school boy going through puberty
May 26th
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May 26th
churchofcheesus: “gay” i whisper gayly as i do a gay activity
May 26th
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dear anon i just realized that was really snappy so sorry
May 26th
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Anonymous asked: Well post a picture (:
May 26th
Anonymous asked: Are you single?
May 26th
somebody talk to me i crave attention
May 26th
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gapingfurnace: napoleon bonaparte more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
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Very Bad Nature Names A list by Allison Pham Dodo (like the extinct bird) Udder (ly disgusting if you ask me) Fungi (actually this can be very cool if you’re a fun enough person to pull it off. otherwise it’s HORRIBLE) Jalapeno (that’s jala bad) Marijuana (no) Why is it so hard to think of an awesome nature name but so easy to think of terrible, absolutely terrible ones?
May 26th
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why was the explorer such an escapist because he’s a hopeless roamantic
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“By the time he turned 5, Michael had developed an uncanny ability to switch from...”
– Can You Call A 9-Year Old A Psychopath? (via rectal)
May 25th
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Finally, the first day of summer and I get to be home alone. There’s no sarcasm there; I like having the whole house to myself. I can eat what I want when I want! I can listen to music at inappropriately loud volumes! Heck, I can even lay in bed all day and no one would care because no one is here. Until I get that feeling of lonesome self-pity, I love being home alone.
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antibl0gger: has anyone noticed how i oscillate between unadulterated self-loathing/self-depreciating humour and obnoxious levels of self-confidence i’m clearly insane 
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facelikeadad: envyadams: I think my main pet peeve is people who have too much school spirit　 you might even say it’s a pep peeve
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